Thank you for registering for the network of Web sites and services offered by WHO SUCKS? (“WHO SUCKS?” and “DICKPOETOYOTASUCKS.COM”). The WHO SUCKS? Network improves your online experience by offering you access to a variety of features, offerings and content. By registering, you gain access to the WHO SUCKS? Network services, which consists of WHO SUCKS? Enhanced Websites and Services such as free Sucks pages, and other content and offerings from the WHO SUCKS? Network's affiliated providers (collectively the "WHO SUCKS? Network" or "Network").
When you register with and use the WHO SUCKS? Network, you provide the WHO SUCKS? Network with personally identifiable information (your "WHO SUCKS? Network Identity"). This Policy explains the information practices that apply to your WHO SUCKS? Network Identity, as well as the choices you can make about the ways this information is used by the WHO SUCKS? Network.
Collection of your WHO SUCKS? Network Identity
Your WHO SUCKS? Network Identity consists of personally identifiable information collected or received about you when you interact with the WHO SUCKS? Network's Web sites, services and offerings as a registered user. Depending on how you use the Network, your WHO SUCKS? Network Identity may include
• registration-related information (such as name, home or work addresses, e-mail addresses, telephone and fax numbers, birth date or gender);
• information about your visits to WHO SUCKS? Network Web sites and pages, and your responses to the offerings and advertisements presented on these Web sites and pages;
• information about the searches you perform through the WHO SUCKS? Network and how you use the results of those searches;
• information about the WHO SUCKS? Network services or offerings that you use, and how frequently you use them;
• information about how long you have used services from WHO SUCKS?, Inc. prior to registering with the Network;
• transaction-related information (such as credit card or other preferred means of payment, billing or shipping information, or a history of products purchased through the WHO SUCKS? Network);
• customer service information about you as a WHO SUCKS? Network user or subscriber; or
• other information specifically related to your use of a particular WHO SUCKS? Network service or offering.
Your WHO SUCKS? Network Identity may be supplemented with additional information from other companies.
Your WHO SUCKS? Network Identity may also include certain technical information gathered or received when you use the WHO SUCKS? Network. Some of the technical information that may be collected or received includes: the type of browser you are using (e.g., Netscape, Internet Explorer), the type of operating system you are using (e.g., Windows XP or Mac OS), CPU type (e.g. Pentium), your manner of connecting to the Internet (e.g., connection speed through narrowband or broadband access); Internet protocol address; information about the version of service from WHO SUCKS? Inc. that you used prior to registering with the Network; other information about your geographic location; and the domain name of your Internet service provider.
Your WHO SUCKS? Network Identity may be collected and stored in the United States. Additionally, the WHO SUCKS? Network will use technologies to authenticate you on the WHO SUCKS? Network and enable you to take advantage of Network offerings.
How Your WHO SUCKS? Network Identity is Used
Your WHO SUCKS? Network Identity is used
• to operate and improve the Web sites, services and offerings available through the WHO SUCKS? Network;
• to personalize the content provided to you;
• to fulfill your requests for content and services;
• to communicate with you and respond to your inquiries;
• to conduct research about your use of the WHO SUCKS? Network; and
• to help offer you other content or services that may be of interest.
Your WHO SUCKS? Network Identity may be shared with the Network's affiliated providers. You have choices about how your WHO SUCKS? Network Identity is used, and whether affiliated providers receive personally identifiable information about you as a WHO SUCKS? Network user. Affiliated providers that receive your WHO SUCKS? Network Identity may use this information according to their applicable privacy policies.
If you use WHO SUCKS? Network communications tools to disclose information about yourself publicly, other online users may obtain access to any information you provide. The contents of your online communications, as well as other information about you as a WHO SUCKS? Network user, may be accessed and disclosed in response to legal process (for example, a court order, search warrant or subpoena); in other circumstances in which WHO SUCKS? believes the WHO SUCKS? Network is being used in the commission of a crime; when we have a good faith belief that there is an emergency that poses a threat to the safety of you or another person; or when necessary either to protect the rights or property of WHO SUCKS?, the WHO SUCKS? Network or its affiliated providers, or for us to render the service you have requested.
In the event that ownership of the WHO SUCKS? Network was to change as a result of a merger, acquisition or transfer to another company, your WHO SUCKS? Network Identity may be transferred. If such a transfer results in a material change in the use of your WHO SUCKS? Network Identity, the WHO SUCKS? Network will provide notice about the choices you have to decline to permit such a transfer.
Your Choices About Your WHO SUCKS? Network Identity
The WHO SUCKS? Network provides you with the ability to deactivate your registration with the WHO SUCKS? Network. Additionally, some WHO SUCKS? Network services may offer you the ability to control what information is collected or used when you use these services.
You can make choices about how your WHO SUCKS? Network Identity may be used by the WHO SUCKS? Network to provide marketing offers to you. In order to do so, please visit the Customer Registration area and submit your WHO SUCKS? Network marketing preferences. These preferences do not apply to communications that are directly related to your registration with the WHO SUCKS? Network, or the fulfillment of a specific transaction you have requested (for example, a service advisory from the WHO SUCKS? Network, or an acknowledgment of a page posting).
You may also choose whether the WHO SUCKS? Network's affiliated providers receive personally identifiable WHO SUCKS? Network information. This choice does not apply to the sharing of WHO SUCKS? Network Identity necessary to provide you the basic functionality of the Network (for example, recognizing you as an registered user on affiliated providers' Web sites or services). Additionally, the WHO SUCKS? Network may share personally identifiable WHO SUCKS? Network Identity with one or more of its affiliated providers when that information is necessary to carry out a specific transaction or request you make for an offering from the Network or its affiliated providers, or as otherwise specified at the time you take advantage of that particular Network offering.
Because the choices you make in connection with your WHO SUCKS? Network Identity may not take effect immediately; it is possible you may receive a communication during the period in which your request is being processed.
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